jewish jokes

shlomo tell his nephew the groom
you should remember this day forever with happiness & joy,you'll never forget this day..
but uncle ,i'm getting married tomorrow..
well,exactly..
jejeje

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moshe tell his wife that their anniversary is close & ask her where to celebrate it

she says ,dunno lets go to a place i've never been before..

yeah? so how about the kitchen?..

jajaja

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eli has to go to shul,he prays & for some reason he had to live,so he puts his 20$bill in the book where it said ;'you should not steal'

when he came back ,he found a 10$ bill where it said'you should love your neighbor as yourself..

jiji

& more in spanish!..

http://serjudio.com/sf-forum/varios/chistes/page-1

i use to be the moderator of this site,those are the jokes i translated from english to spanish

& in english!

http://www.aish.com/jewlarious/jokes.asp