Tuesday, July 29, 2008


q' tal jevre?

who is?



lets play!
si das en la tecla pone tu pic!

if you know the person ,just say it & post a new pic to play
sample from serjudio..
http://serjudio.com/sf-forum/amistad/who-is/page-1

Monday, July 28, 2008

2 halachos lashon hora a day..





we all know that by learning 2 halachos lashon arah a day ,we may merit to see some miracles ..yeshuos that everybody needs
i took my time to translate them to spanish
http://serjudio.com/sf-forum/judaismo/2-halajot-de-lashon-arah-por-dia/page-1/post-3657
don't miss it
if you want them in english go to the link that i posted from shmayisraeltorahnetwork..

Saturday, July 26, 2008

chistes-jokes





Iranian nights..
the irani president Mahmud ahmadinehad called president bush & told him:
George i had a lovely dream last night..,i could see all America,this beautiful country & from each house a poster..
what it said in the posters ,bush asked?
UNITED STATES OF IRAN..
bush tells him: you know Mahmud ,I'm really happy you called,cos believe it or not
i had a similar dream..,i could see all Tehran,nicer than ever & from each home a poster..
what said in the poster asked Mahmud?,..
i dunno ,don't understand Hebrew..
jajjaa

a capella







ok,jevre como estamos en las 3 semanas q' no se escucha musica excepto a capella etc
les dejo esto
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-665622715375107848&q=a+capella+jewish&ei=aueLSPHREoTErwLe1fS0Aw&hl=en
enjoy

great tests





go to
http://web.tickle.com/quizzes/show/3022?page=1

i recommend them to you ,they're fun

shavua tov






hi there buena semana a todos!
judy mazal tov begadol!

Friday, July 25, 2008

hey ,there..

a pedido de amigos voy a postear en espanhol tbn
espero q' entren a si no me aburro jaja
carinhos ,jevre
shabat shalom y feliz septimo!

whatever you eat for shabbes..

someone who was concerned about my being always concerned about my weight gain,told me
ah,don't 'vorry ' on shabbos whatever you eat is heavenly'..&you wont put on weight on shabbos..
i didn't believeher,dunno why ..jje
i know that shabbes food is special' is heavenly & i prepared it always with special kavanos' in mind..ashrei yoshvei beisecha..? right ..& leshem ichud kudsha..& course' lekuved shabbes kodesh!..
i know that shabbes food enters another spheres,that doesn't go to the regular place..like in a weekday(spiritually talking,ok?) that is fuel for the neshama,this oneg' pleasure we have,make us enjoy the spiritual aspects too.body & soul,united,we sing ,we said divrei torah,we are happy

but ..why i have this feeling that i'm one pound more always on sundays?jejeje
nu,should also be lekuved shabbes..

internet o no internet esa s la cuestion..

with all the issurim',that going on with Internet ,i find myself wondering..why? why not use the Internet?
taref? well,it's true,but like everything in life has its many sides..
once i read a conversation between a rabbi (that has a Internet frum site)with someone who wanted to know if was mutar for him the use of the Internet
the rabbi said,like with everything,when you go to the subway you have your nisayon & your choice,alo! it's summer time i yo don't want to be exposed to all the' electricity around',you can read tehillim,study something during the ride,or you can be a radar that catches all the waves around'.. it's YOUR CHOICE',so if is hard for you to control yourself,JUST DON'T DO IT',but if you go online to check some news,the weather & other little Innocent things ,it's fine!

belz chasidim allow the use of Internet with some filter & for work reasons,cool.

it's true that the Internet had destroyed many family lives,so as i said before
be careful! be alert! be frum! (use it only if you trust yourself enough ..to never trust yourself!)
al taamin beatzmecha ad yom motecha..)

i asked the same rabbi about secular music,if could listen to some when i need to relax,in the car etc..
he answered that was OK. as long as it wasn't too sexual,rocky ,or heavy
should be like a low key music,& as long as i don't want to be like them..
music has a tremendous influence in people,specially in young jevre,so one has to be careful

Thursday, July 24, 2008


shabbos kodesh,nafshi cholas aabasha..

8/8/08

NY candle lighting -7.44
motzaei shabbos-9.01pm
check your area

Erev shabbos ,parashas devarim
shabat shalom umevoraj!!

parashat hashavua -rabbi goldschmidt(spanish)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlplPoGFmng

shabbos






Wednesday, July 23, 2008

jewish jokes







shlomo tell his nephew the groom
you should remember this day forever with happiness & joy,you'll never forget this day..
but uncle ,i'm getting married tomorrow..
well,exactly..
jejeje


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moshe tell his wife that their anniversary is close & ask her where to celebrate it


she says ,dunno lets go to a place i've never been before..


yeah? so how about the kitchen?..


jajaja


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eli has to go to shul,he prays & for some reason he had to live,so he puts his 20$bill in the book where it said ;'you should not steal'


when he came back ,he found a 10$ bill where it said'you should love your neighbor as yourself..


jiji

& more in spanish!..

http://serjudio.com/sf-forum/varios/chistes/page-1

i use to be the moderator of this site,those are the jokes i translated from english to spanish

& in english!

http://www.aish.com/jewlarious/jokes.asp

shalom bays


my series on shalom bays-spanish

shmuly boteach

kosher sex
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1843440143706799513&q=kosher+sex&ei=G2CHSPqGDIPWigKl5fyvCA&hl=en

love this article

http://www.shmuley.com/articles.php?id=708



i think is so real
what happen with the passion in marriage?
how we keep the flame alive?
hmm,i think i know how..